Famous Siddhu quotes!

A collection of famous "quotqble quotes" by Navjot Singh (the Indian Cricketeer)

  1. That ball went so high it could have got an air hostess down with it.
  2. There is light at the end of the tunnel for India, but it's that of an incoming train which will run them over.
  3. Experience is like a comb that life gives you when you are bald.
  4. This quote was made after Ganguly called Dravid for a run and midway sent him back and Dravid was runout in the third test against the West Indies at Barbados."Ganguly has thrown a drowning man both ends of the rope."
  5. Sri Lankan score is running like an Indian taxi meter.
  6. Statistics are like miniskirts, they reveal more than what they hide.
  7. Wickets are like wives - you never know which way they will turn!
  8. He is like Indian three-wheeler which will suck a lot of diesel but cannot go beyond 30!
  9. The Indians are going to beat the Kiwis! Let me tell you, my friend, that the Kiwi is the only bird in the whole world which does not have wings!
  10. As uncomfortable as a bum on a porcupine.
  11. The ball whizzes past like a bumble bee and the Indians are in the sea.
  12. The Indians are finding the gaps like a pin in a haystack.
  13. The pitch is as dead as a dodo.
  14. Deep Dasgupta is as confused as a child is in a topless bar!
  15. The way Indian wickets are falling reminds of the cycle stand >at Rajendra Talkies in Patiala..one falls and everything else falls!
  16. Indian team without Sachin is like giving a Kiss without a Squeeze.
  17. You cannot make Omlets without breaking the eggs.
  18. Deep Dasgupta is not a Wicket Keeper, he is a goal keeper. He must be given a free transfer to Manchester United.
  19. He will fight a rattlesnake and give it the first two bites too.
  20. One, who doesn't throw the dice, can never expect to score a six.
  21. This quote was made after Eddie Nichols, the third umpire, ruled Shivnarine Chanderpaul 'NOT OUT' in the second test at Port of Spain, T&T. "Eddie Nichols is a man who cannot find his own buttocks with his two hands."
  22. Anybody can pilot a ship when the sea is calm.
  23. Nobody travels on the road to success without a puncture or two.
  24. You got to choose between tightening your belt or losing your pants.
  25. The cat with gloves catches no mice.
  26. Age has been perfect fire extinguisher for flaming youth.
  27. You may have a heart of gold, but so does a hard-boiled egg.
  28. He is like a one-legged man in a bum kicking competition.
  29. The third umpires should be changed as often as nappies and for the same reason.

posted by Nitin @ 7:46 AM, ,


Finally got a GMAIL Account.

GMail is in Beta so not every one is able to create Account.
Its only through invitation you get it.

It is amazing.
You can simply run search on your mail box.
never bother to delete any mails or try to organize them in folders.
Whener you need some mail , search for text and you will get the mail.
Still need to go through all the options available.

posted by Nitin @ 3:14 AM, ,

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I never had Idea of how much Cap gemini is appreciated by Software proffesioanls.

I was at Hedrabad with my old Engineering friends.

They were totally 7 - 8 of them

3 in wipro
2 in Oracle
1 in Infosys
1 in Computer Science Corporation

And all of them wanted to join one dream company called "CApgemini"....

While coming back from h'Bad tauseef told me...
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And I said "Ha Yaar" .

posted by Nitin @ 3:11 AM, ,

Chirkur balaji Temple

I was at Hedrabad with tauseef , rajeev and other friends.
The main purpose of visit was to Pray at Chirkur Balaji temple.
Chilkur is situated on the banks of Osman Sagar which is 20-30 miles from Hyderabad Outskirts with the beautiful pictures location.This temple is small in size but competing with Tirumala Govinda in popularity.The speciality of the temple is that there is no hundi.Also there is no special queue for VIP's and all that which happens elsewhere. BELIEFS:-It is believed any devotees who goes around the temple 11 times with devotion and love his desire gets fullfill. After the desire is fulfill the devotee goes around the temple for 108 times. So, devotees visiting chilkur are advised not to get carried away by mischief mongres. and never close eyes while taking darshana. and fall flat and do namaskar's. never pay money. The richer and the poor should go in the same line for darshana.

posted by Nitin @ 3:06 AM, ,